The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over.

How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.

David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King   (via gebeine)

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angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

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skiin-ee:


someday i’ll be skinny & and the happiness will come…

skiin-ee:

someday i’ll be skinny & and the happiness will come…

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recoveryofabrokenteen:

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death-by-lulz:

derp:

Stop you’re embarrassing yourself

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Unusual Date Ideas

theconsultingbadwolf:

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If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

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im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

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whisk-ey:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute

aww effin perfect.

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